Alcohol consumption and living the boat life have a very unique and strong bond. Possession of high-quality liquor and ownership over luxurious items and vessels typically go hand-in-hand which is why we have prepared a guide that would show you the best alcohol boat names we have thought of (and seen) ourselves.
If you would like to know about the most interesting and intriguing alcohol-inspired boat names, as well as a few crucial pieces of advice that may guide you to finalizing your boat’s name, then keep on reading!
Our Best Suggestions
Happy Oar
A witty play on “Happy Hour,” this boat name is meant to convey a message of hospitality, warmth, camaraderie, and pure bliss.
We find this boat name to be oar-deal (ideal) for the smaller-sized vessels such as pontoon boats. Just keep in this may be interpreted in another dirty way.
The Aquaholic
Nothing signals your craving for alcoholic beverages in the seas as much as “The Aquaholic.”
This boat name is a genuine fit for people who absolutely cannot imagine their lives without liquor, and is suitable for boats of any size.
On The Rocks
“On The Rocks” is a cool boat name that hopefully only applies to the content of ice cubes in your glass of scotch whiskey and not where your boat is docked.
If you prefer to be more mellow and easy-going, then this boat name is ideal for you.
Captain Morgan
Taken directly from Britain’s Diageo, “Captain Morgan” is actually a well-known brand of flavored rums that are sure to tickle your senses in every which way possible.
If you are a fan of the Captain Morgan line (if you have not tried one yet, you better find a way to as soon as possible), then this is the ultimate boat name for you.
Low Tolerance
We have all been there. The first few sips of beer in our early 20s will almost always be one of the most memorable alcohol-laden experiences, not just because it is a totally new (and baffling) experience, but also because of how low your tolerance would start out at.
If you feel like calling back to your young adult days of being wild, free, and somewhat confused with regard to your path in life, then this is the boat name for you.
Under the Influence
Although commonly viewed as a phrase that elicits being apprehended by authorities, you can twist “Under the Influence” to refer to a joke or lighthearted jab at being intoxicated.
If you want to be a bit on the naughty side when it comes to naming your boat, then this may be a good one for you.
However, it is important to note that operating boats or vessels while intoxicated is not good at all. Refer to one of the succeeding sections for more details.
Even More Alcohol Related Ideas (Warning: SOme A Little Naughty!)
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Tips and Advice for Choosing the Best Alcohol Boat Names
There are practically an unlimited number of names you can give to your boat, and although you are free to choose whatever boat name you want, here are a few significant considerations to keep in mind before registering your boat and your boat’s name with the proper authorities:
Quick Note on Operating a Vessel Under the Influence of Alcohol
There is no other way to put it. Operating a vessel under the influence of alcohol (or any other substance) is absolutely prohibited in the eyes of the law. This is considered to be a federal offense in most, if not all states, and includes either jail time or a hefty fine.
Do the world a favor and find hire a boat operator if you truly plan on getting intoxicated while on your boat.
Conclusion
Naming your boat may seem trivial to some, but it can take several days, if not months, to finally figure out the perfect name for your watercraft.
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